Oh, yacht fun we had on our show off summer hols!

Back-to-work blues? Warning: these smug ocean-going stars won’t cheer you up . . .

GOING back to work and school means it’s time to compare holiday snaps — and there are always those who like to trump everyone else in a game of holiday one-upmanship. But this year’s ultimate boast surely belongs to the A-list crowd who’ve returned from sun-filled sojourns aboard a luxury super-yacht. That was the thing to do among the rich and famous this summer. The bigger the yacht, the better. Failing that, a Masterchef finalist as an onboard cook at the very least . . .