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Is It possible to make an omelette without breaking any eggs? You’d think not. But my uncle Jonathan was a vegan. And over an egg-free scrambled tofu omelette, he’d explain his own twist on astrology to me. It was unique and unusual, yet respectful of the ancient arts. As Mars, fresh from its trine with Uranus and its conjunction to retrograde Mercury, moves signs tomorrow, it drives us forward. But trails needn’t always blaze to shine brightly. A more measured approach may be just as successful.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

AN ACTRESS friend recently told me there’s always a moment, right before she steps on to the stage, where her mind becomes crystal-clear. She taught herself a technique to do this, and it is now second nature. She needs to leave her doubts in the wings, because there’s no space for that part of her in the work. It’s a similar technique to when you seize an opportunity. The moment you decide to take it, you must be focused and clear-headed. That’s the headspace you need now. Seize your chance to understand what’s happening in the cosmos, and discover how to assure success in September. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

WE KNOW the phrase ‘generous to a fault’. Rarely is that fault examined. There are many ways an overzealous sense of benevolence can manifest. We can be too generous and give more than we can afford (and feel envious of those we’ve showered with resources). Perhaps the support we think we’re offering might comes across as mollycoddling or overbearing. I’m not discouraging kindness and compassion, I’m simply suggesting you express your care as sensitively as possible. September is the month you’ve been waiting for! Get the good news and learn what’s in store in your new four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

A SITUATION has become toxic. You’ve been searching for a Get Out Of Jail card, a parachute or an ejector seat — anything that’ll get you out of there quickly. So far, no luck. What have you overlooked? You find yourself concocting elaborate plots, schemes, and excuses to bring about the change you need, and still yet there’s no obvious path forward. But you’ve been so creative that you might have overlooked the obvious way out. You can slow down now. Change is coming. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your September prediction. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

MERCURY retrograde has a bad reputation. It creates panic in some people. But as the planet of communication aligns with Mars, in the final moments as it prepares to station direct before moving forward again around the Full Moon — there’s something exciting in the air. You can feel that cosmic push and pull as we enter this period. Like Mercury, you’re on the cusp of

something. What you leave behind will not be lost, but will pave the way for good things

coming. Please keep reading. Your in-depth September forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

‘A LITTLE of what you fancy does you good!’ Or so we’re told. But what constitutes ‘a little bit’? A slice of pizza? A whole pizza? A day off? A week? Surely that can be stretched to a month? After all, a little of what you fancy does you good. It’s dangerously easy to justify giving into temptation and, in one area at least, you’re facing a lot of it! To be honest, your track record of resisting isn’t always great. Is that a problem? Give in, by all means. Just be prepared to accept the consequences. Seize your chance to understand what’s happening in the cosmos, and discover how to assure success in September. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

A LITTLE reassurance goes a long way. So why is it sometimes so hard to find? With so much turmoil, terror and trouble in the world. It’s no wonder we feel anxious. It’s as if there’s an evil mastermind dreaming up a never-ending supply of worries, cares and strife. So what would happen if humanity rallied to stop the trouble at its source? The answer, for this week at least, is for you simply to refuse to let someone or something get under your skin. If you’re less bothered, less will bother you. September is the month you’ve been waiting for! Get the good news and learn what’s in store in your new fourminute forecast: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

LIBRA is a sociable sign. Part of your desire for company comes because you understand the plurality of the self. We all have many sides to our personalities. We’re imperfect creatures liable to say one thing and do another. But because we might take an easy route out of a difficult situation, it doesn’t make us bad people. Nor does it make anyone else bad. This is a concept you inherently understand. Today consider any mitigating circumstances. There’s more to a situation than meets the eye. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your September prediction. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

‘THE truth hurts,’ they say. And it’s true that truth can sting, burn, or cause offence and injury. What a lot of power afforded to a small, intangible concept. Intuitively, your instinct is to shield yourself from potential harm. But despite what we know about truth and all the evidence to the contrary, rejecting or hiding from a new discovery isn’t in your self-interest right now. If you can find the courage to face it, you’ll be wiser and better equipped to move forward. It’s not as bad as it seems. Please keep reading. Your in-depth September forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WITH Mercury poised in the sky, an opportunity beckons. But it seems a long shot. Suppose you make a song and dance about it and don’t get far? Might it be easier to forget the idea? The heavens are emphatic. For someone born under your sign, great things are possible now. In different circumstances you might be right to reject the chance as too farfetched. As things stand, you should grasp it with both hands and let it carry you into exciting territory. Seize your chance to understand what’s happening in the cosmos, and discover how to assure success in September. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

PARENTS struggle to teach their children that ‘need’ and ‘want’ are not the same. I might want to go to the Bahamas, but it’s not necessary. On the other hand, I do need to apologise if I’ve accidentally offended someone — even if I don’t want to. What we need is seldom as exciting as what we want! So, onwards to a life of artifice and superficiality. No? Life might not be giving you everything you want, but it is giving you what you need, and that’s reason enough to be grateful. September is the month you’ve been waiting for! Get the good news and learn what’s in store in your new four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

BEDTIME, bathtime and green vegetables are all examples of things the average child protests against. In their minds, these represent attacks on their personal freedom (plus they think broccoli tastes bad). As adults, though, we come to love our veggies and our bedtimes. What we consider necessary for our well-being shifts over time. Your kneejerk reaction to an arising situation might be based on an outgrown idea. There’s a compelling reason to explore this opportunity. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your September prediction. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

AUTHOR Gavin de Becker wrote: ‘Intuition is always right in at least two important ways; it’s always in response to something; and it always has your best interest at heart.’ The problem is sometimes our hopes and fears can feel like our intuition — and they don’t always have our best interests at heart. So, should you disregard your feelings this week? No! Don’t give in to chimeras, doubts or false reassurances. But be strong enough to believe that you’ll know the voice of your heart when it speaks. Please keep reading. Your in-depth September forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5612.