Wayne’s women and booze? Yes, he blames it all on Coleen
Wayne Rooney is said to have vowed to give up drinking if his wife Coleen gives up her sunshine holidays. The ghastly subtext here is clear for all to see.
It was Coleen’s fault that poor, lonely Wayne hooked up with another girl on a lads’ night out. It was Coleen’s fault that he drove said totty home while drunk. and it was Coleen’s fault that he got caught, humiliated, and found out all over again.
Blame the booze, Wayne. Blame your blameless wife. It is far easier than blaming yourself. It sure takes a certain kind of man to be pulled over at 2am with another woman when his wife is pregnant with their fourth child, but Wayne Rooney is that man. What an utter dolt.
This week, he’s found out two things the hard way. one, some girls are only after him for his money and fame. (Unbelievable, but true, Waynester.) and two, that he loves his wife and family more than he ever thought possible.
Coleen is to be admired for getting on with the school run and the kids in the midst of her husband’s tacky implosion. He doesn’t deserve her — even if they are made for each other — but I do find myself wishing they manage to sort it all out.