Meghan’s not so private — when it suits her

I’D LIKE to stop being fascinated by George and Amal Clooney, but it’s impossible.

Just when one thinks that their high-wall, carefully burnished exclusivity is becoming rather boring, they tease afresh with the latest glamorous instalment from their unlikely lives.

This week it was an appearance at the Venice Film Festival; George in his stack heels looking more like Cary Grant than ever, Amal a pastel vision of suburban bridesmaid chic in ten yards of lavender chiffon. No sign of their baby twins yet, but like Prince Harry and Meghan ‘We Are In Love’ Markle, the Clooneys are hysterical about privacy until it commercially suits them to invade it themselves.

In Vanity Fair, George has been oversharing about his proposal to Amal, plus giving the deets on changing his babies’ nappies. Meanwhile, Amal’s make-up guru shared the inside track on her red carpet look, right down to the colour of her lipstick and shade of concealer.

There are actors on Emmerdale who are classier and more discreet than this pair. Just don’t tell the Clooneys that.