Straight to the POINT

÷ WHY has the school that’s ‘gender-neutral’ dressed all the pupils as boys? RON LARKIN, Wadhurst, E. Sussex. ÷ ALL that silver face mask treatment can’t make Victoria Beckham smile. A. DEWFALL, Melksham, Wilts. ÷ HOW many McDonald’s wage protesters have a Mickey Mouse degree? R. J. SEBIRE, Vale, Guernsey. ÷ WHERE has all the fun and laughter gone in Coronation Street? Watching it now just makes me miserable. Mrs D. V. EDGE, Chesterfield, Derbys. ÷ MARY BERRY says her make-up basics are foundation, powder and lipstick. What about the false lashes visible from space? M. MASON, Knightwick, Worcs. ÷ IT MUST be embarrassing for Wayne Rooney when Everton run on to the pitch to the theme for Z-Cars. P. RIGHTMAN, Windsor, Berks.