Corbyn’s fan club!

SITTING side by side at the Labour conference were the shadow home secretary Diane Abbott and Laura Alvarez, who is Jeremy Corbyn’s third wife.

Abbott and Mrs Corbyn, who imports fair trade coffee from her native Mexico, are bonded not just by their Left-wing beliefs.

Abbott became Corbyn’s lover after discussing socialism over cups of tea and tins of cold baked beans in the Seventies. Teetotal Corbyn’s pet cat, named Harold Wilson after the former Labour Prime Minister, kept them company.