Straight to the POINT

MICHAEL FALLON may be ready if a nuclear war erupts with North Korea — but I’m not.

D.W.G. HANNS, Fareham, Hants.

‘TOP 20 pleasures that make us happy’ (Mail). Surprised not to see a like on Facebook.

TONY THOMPSON, Banbury, oxfordshire.

HOW long will it be before referring to oneself as a mature, male adult will be classed as ‘offensive toward the youthful, transgender species’?

KENNETH MORRIS, sudbury, suffolk.

COULD the White Cliffs of Dover do with a lick of paint now that they have been taken over by the National Trust?

HARRY NORTON, spalding, Lincs.

THE cost of repairs to the Elizabeth Tower (Big Ben) have doubled. Same accounting team as the 2012 Olympics, perhaps ?

PETE WILLIAMS, Hayes, middx.

CHEAP blue razor blades for him and dearer pink ones for her (Mail). Is that sexist? Sounds more like razism to me.

MARK CROFT, minehead, somerset.

PRESIDENT Trump called the Las Vegas gunman evil. But he received millions of dollars from the National Rifle Association for his election campaign: blood money never better portrayed.

COLLIN ROSSINI, Dovercourt, Essex.

LONDON Mayor Sadiq Khan says he will protect people who bought wood-burning stoves in good faith. Will he also protect people who bought diesel cars in good faith?

W. CHURCH, swalecliffe, Kent.