Westminster wars

ONE of Theresa May’s first acts as PM was to summarily sack Michael Gove, the Justice secretary, telling him to go away and learn the meaning of loyalty. valiantly defending her faltering premiership on Radio 4’s Today programme yesterday, Gove eloquently demonstrated he’s a fast learner.

WHAT possessed Mrs May to wear a bracelet featuring the bisexual Commie feminist Frida Kahlo? After her death, the artist become an icon for the LGBTQ community, so was the PM sending a subliminal message that the Tories are no longer the ‘nasty party’ but one of inclusion? It certainly looked very queer.

WITHOUT the guiding hand of her former adviser Fiona hill, Mrs May brought frumpiness to a whole new level in ill-fitting frocks and dowdy or downright silly trousers this week. Or is she now taking fashion tips from angela Merkel?