Pasta la vista, lover boy . . .

NOT a natural Camilla fan, I was amused to learn that when she found her then husband Andrew Parker Bowles’s car outside one of her girlfriend’s homes, she wrote a rude message on the windscreen in lipstick. I did that once, attempting to write ‘b*****d’ in red lipstick on my boyfriend’s car when it was parked in his ex’s drive. He emerged before I had finished and I had to flee. He later called and asked me why I’d written ‘pasta’ on his windscreen.