Straight to the POINT

÷ THE most appropriate place for Ian Brady’s ashes would be to dump them down a sewer.

TERRY LOCKHART, Brentwood, Essex.

÷ WHERE will the feud between Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay end? Frying pans at dawn?

K. O. JONES, Rockferry, Wirral.

÷ TWELVE North Yorkshire Police officers intimidate a 79-year-old tea lady at a fracking protest (Mail). Would the officers take the same approach to travellers illegally occupying land?

DAVID SPENCER, Bridge, Kent.

÷ THE NHS is falling apart, but the priority is to change the title of junior doctors.

JOHN BOOTH, Formby, Merseyside.

÷ THE Lib-Dems should change their name to the Illiberal Demo-prats.

DENNIS ROBINSON, Birmingham.

÷ A RARE sighting of the lesser spotted road cyclist. This species is more usually observed on footpaths.

Mrs SUSAN WEBB, Maidstone, Kent.

÷ I DID my National Service in Korea and was then put on the reserve and told I could be called back if there was another war in the region. If they now want me to go back, I will need an armoured wheelchair and a selfloading and self-aiming rifle.

DEREK TRAYLER, Hornchurch, Essex.

÷ MANCHESTER City have an unfair advantage over every other team: they have Jesus playing for them .

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