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‘Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad,’ said Prometheus. The Greek titan is best known for rebelling against the gods, stealing fire from mount olympus and gifting it to humanity. In astrology, the archetype he represents is linked to the planet Uranus. As Uranus combines with Neptune’s dreamy nature to influence the New moon, should we fear destruction and madness? Visionary change is just as likely and far more preferable. Let’s ensure we work towards that instead.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

IT’S hard to know how to make something right when it’s obviously wrong. Tackling an inequality, or an imbalance of justice is challenging. It calls for more than courage. It takes self-belief, sound judgement, reflection and authority. You’re starting to feel as if you may as well talk to the moon than speak to a certain person about a delicate matter. You must try, though. Just making the effort to have a conversation will have impact. You have more influence than you think. Change your life with a spookily accurate, personal moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

YOU like your routines. They define your day. They’re also, though, getting in the way, and preventing you from doing things differently. Of course! That’s logical! Everyone knows that. But, it’s advice that we find easy to say, and hard to implement. We like our habits — they’re comfortable, and relatively stress free. Within you, though, there’s a growing appetite for excitement. The New Moon brings the determination to begin a sustainable, long overdue change.

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GEMINI May 22 — June 22

WHEN you need to make a crucial decision, information seems to arrive from so many angles that it can be difficult to synthesise. We all want our ideas to be implemented, and, when times are tough, we all believe that any change is better than the way that it is. The grass is always greener... except, not always. Under the pressure of a storm of voices, opinions, and real and fake news, you’re finding it hard to hear yourself think. Stand by your convictions, and you’ll make the right call.

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CANCER June 23 — July 23

LIFE often seems so full of restrictions that it’s hard to make a move. There are always forms to fill in, passwords to remember, contracts that can’t be changed. It’s no wonder we feel as if we have to battle against the odds, just to go peacefully through our day. Then there are the barriers we build around ourselves. Today, under this New Moon, some of these can be slackened. If you’re able to change your self-imposed rules, you’ll be amazed to see how easily you can shake free.

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LEO July 24 — Aug 23

WHEN we contemplate the future, it’s easy to think of it being a long way off. We never think that the next few minutes are also situated there. Yet, something you’ve always considered to be a distant prospect is materialising. Under Mercury and Jupiter’s conjunction, you can view your recent past from a new perspective. And, with the New Moon’s encouragement, something you’ve long dreamed of exploring is coming to light. More things are possible than you imagine.

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VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

WE CAN’T always count on sayings and proverbs for reliable advice. They say, for example, that only fools rush in where angels fear to tread. But sometimes, it’s wise to seize an opportunity — especially one that’s being proffered by celestial assistants! Today, as the New Moon brings vision and creativity into your life, don’t be put off by what anyone says. You know what you want to achieve and, what’s more, you know exactly how to do it. Find your selfconfidence, and you’ll be inspired.

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LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

SOMETHING feels wrong. You seem trapped in an inflexible situation, and the escape route is proving hard to find. But, it’s not as impossible as you think. In fact, a simple shift of position will give you not only a different perspective, but a definite advantage. You might not be able to pin your opponent to the ropes, but you can tie them in knots with knowledge! You have gathered all the information you need to make an incisive move. Don’t hesitate any longer. The time to act is now.

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SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

WE’RE all prone to doubts. But the more time we spend worrying about whether or not we’re doing the right thing, the more the wrong thing begins to look like the right thing. Perspective gets scrambled. Eventually, either every decision we’ve made seems wrong, or — more dangerously — we find ourselves indiscriminately defending them. Constructive criticism is valuable. Mercury’s alignment with Jupiter brings you an opportunity to follow a new direction with confidence.

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SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WAS the great John Lennon right when he wrote the powerful lyrics to his song Imagine? When you consider for a moment, it’s not that easy to imagine a world with no heaven in it. The idea that there’s somewhere else, better, that we can aspire to go to, keeps many of us going when life gets tough. Actually, you don’t have to wait around, doing good deeds, before you get to a good place. The New Moon is providing you with a heavenly reward, here on planet earth. Change your life with a spookily accurate, personal moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

YESTERDAY, we talked about opportunities that lie hidden in lessthan-ideal circumstances. I don’t want to pretend that everything is hunky dory in your world. I’m aware that there’s much about your situation that needs improving. It’s just that there are avenues that have passed under your radar. Today, the New Moon is functioning like a state-of-the-art satnav — highlighting a route you’ve been close to, but never ventured down. Take it, and a long-held ambition will begin to be realised.

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AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

YESTERDAY, we talked about the possibility that you made a mistake. How very Aquarian of me! But I have an affinity with Aquarians; the moon was in your sign when I was born. Rather than focus on my moon, let’s consider the New Moon! And rather than talk about a misjudgment, let’s remember that what happened in the past brought you here. Under the New Moon, a new era is beginning. It should bring change to show that recent challenges have not been in vain.

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PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

IS THE world full of dastardly demons who conjure problems out of nowhere, just to create confusion and chaos? Is there a dark entity floating overhead, enticing black cats and placing ladders in your path? Of course not! But, you are beginning to suspect that such a scenario might be causing the stress in your world recently. Now Jupiter has settled into its new home, your faith in the powers of good will be restored. And the New Moon will help you profit from this benevolence.

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