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÷ WITH Jeremy Corbyn ‘negotiating’ with M. Barnier, should Labour now be known as the party ‘for the EU many and not the UK few’?

D. TURGOOSE, Grantham, Lincs.

÷ DOES MP Tim Loughton’s hour-long bath every morning make him a true Tory wet?

KATE CROOK, address supplied.

÷ OVER the hill at 83 (Mail)? How dare you: I am late middle-aged.

SHIRLEY CROSBY, Hull.

÷ IF MY GP asks my sexuality, I’ll advise them to go to Specsavers.

Mrs JILL HALL, Kingston, Surrey.

÷ I WAS tempted by a supermarket steak and kidney pudding until I noticed the promotional competition on the tin was to win tickets to a rugby tournament — last year.

BERNARD TYRRELL, Bedlington, Northumberland.

÷ SHAVING at the wheel on the M1 (Letters)? I spotted a woman driver brushing her teeth while negotiating a roundabout.

HEATHER ROCHE, Basingstoke, Hants.

÷ I SYMPATHISE with BBC newsreader Simon McCoy’s sarcastic attitude to the official announcement about the latest royal baby (Mail). I am bored with hearing about my best friend’s new granddaughter.

ROBYN HUDSON, Bishop’s Waltham, Hants.

÷ MAKING an appointment to see my doctor, I was asked by the receptionist what was wrong with me. Whatever happened to patient confidentiality?

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