Straight to the POINT

÷ WITH Coleen away on holiday again, I wonder how Wayne managed to score what could be the goal of the season while wearing a chastity belt? R. GRIFFITHS, Nantwich, Cheshire. ÷ IN THE photo of the five past U.S. Presidents (Mail), not one was smartly dressed or wearing a tie. A. IRELAND, Crowborough, E. Sussex. ÷ HOW to live to be 100? My 90-year-old friend admitted: ‘I did something really naughty this week. I left the washing-up until the next day!’ JEN BIRCH, Stamford, Lincs. ÷ IF WE put the President of Catalonia in charge of the Brexit negotiations, maybe we’d get the job done. DAVE OVERTON, Willoughby, Lincs. ÷ POOR NHS admin (Letters)? I’ve just received a letter telling me that my appointment for May 2016 had been cancelled. ALAN LOCK, Aylesford, Kent. ÷ DAVID ATTENBOROUGH’S next TV series should be Plastic Planet, in which he shows all the indestructible waste affecting wildlife across the world. M. SAUNDERS, Lake, Isle of Wight.