Jeremy Vine’s Strictly starkers confession

THIS is a dangerous confession: Radio 2 presenter Jeremy Vine admits he exposed himself to a makeup artist on Strictly Come Dancing, after being tricked by professional hoofer Aljaz Skorjanec.

‘I asked Aljaz whether you keep your pants on for the spray tan,’ Vine recalls. ‘“No,” replied Aljaz. “Danc- ing is for the whole body.” ’ Vine duly ventured into the tanning room and dropped his towel, only to hear the woman doing the spraying gasp, ‘Well, that’s one off my bucket list,’ and to spy dance partner Karen Clifton in a mirror on the wall.

‘Which meant [she] could see me.’ Let’s hope neither woman sues the BBC.