CAMILLA REVEALS THE ORIENT EXCESS

I CAN’T understand why the fiancée of former England rugby captain Chris Robshaw was parading herself on the red carpet for the Murder On The Orient Express premiere. It’s not as if Camilla Kerslake’s in the film: her career highlights include an Abba tribute band and a single used in a Waitrose ad. What she’s known for now is shedding her clothes. At her engagement party last month, she left nothing to the imagination in a sheer dress. At the premiere, she was theatrically clutching her bosoms, above, to hold them in. As Mae West said: ‘Too much of a good thing can be taxing.’ HOW ridiculous of f Dior to choose Cara Delevingne (right), at all of 25, as the face of their anti-ageing cream when her mum would have e been more appropripriate. L’Oreal, on the other hand, have Julianne Moore, 56, a married mother of two teenage boys, advertising their Age Perfect line. She looks magnificently lived in and is more likely to make me dash out to the shops thinking ‘because I’m worth it’.

Dramatic: Camilla at her engagement party

IN A WORLD full of sex scandals, isn’t it cheering that the biggest audiences on TV are for Strictly, Bake Off and David Attenborough’s magical Blue Planet II. I sincerely hope Sir David is still on the planet to make part III.