Straight to the POINT

÷ IF SOME MPs need training to know how to behave, they should not be in Parliament.

BRIAN BEST, High Wycombe, Bucks.

÷ I KEEP waiting for the knock on the door: 40 years ago, I pinched a man’s bottom while he was standing at the photocopier.

CAROLE GIBBS, Gozo, Malta.

÷ ARE we in the middle of Brexit or Sexit?

KEN SMITH, Bedale, N. Yorks.

÷ WELL done to the Issa brothers, brought up in the backstreets of Blackburn, who have now bought a £25 million Knightsbridge property (Mail). Shame it’s still a terrace house.

WILF DOE, Nottingham.

÷ POLICE footage of reckless driving showed a motorist eating his breakfast. A cereal offender?

TONY TOWERS, Pamington, Glos.

÷ I OVERTOOK a car and was horrified to see the woman driver leaning over the back seat to bottle-feed her baby.

Mrs ELIZABETH WARD, Gillingham, Kent.

÷ TO LOSE one or two files could be sloppy housekeeping, deserving a slap on the wrist. Five or six lost files should be a sacking offence. So how has the Foreign Office lost 56,000 files on people destined to be deported?

MALCOLM BOUCHIER, Louth, Lincs.

÷ I, FOR one, am pleased the clocks went back (Letters). The one on my car dashboard now shows the correct time again.

TREVOR CORAM, North Petherton, Somerset.

÷ HOW is it possible to take down Donald Trump’s Twitter account so easily, but not to remove ISIS terrorist propaganda?

PETER SUTCLIFFE, Newcastle.

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