OSCAR CAINER

I often receive letters asking when life will stop being so hard. It’s a tricky question to answer. While there are certain trends I can point to, they’re never a guarantee that we’ve all turned the corner on to easy street — but there are reasons for hope on the horizon. Seven weeks from now, Saturn, the planet of hard work, returns home to Capricorn for the first time since 1988. though it won’t be a free ride, it’s certainly a step in the right direction. We should begin to feel this effect soon.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

I WAS recently woken at 3am by my young son shouting. I rushed into his room to find him sobbing. As we cuddled, I asked why he was upset. ‘Mummy wouldn’t give me the PENS!’ he wailed. I admit my sympathy ebbed as I mourned the loss of my deep sleep for such a nocturnal consolation. But it nicely illustrates my point for your forecast today. Venus’s new position is bringing comfort and you might find that a fear that’s been keeping you awake is overblown, or even unfounded. Change your future. Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

WE ALL spend a lot of time talking to ourselves and even when we think we’re having a conversation with others, we’re often just speaking to hear the sound of our own voice. With friends, this is fine — they generally like the way our voice sounds, too. But with other acquaintances, if we don’t try to connect, a great deal can be lost in translation. There’s something you want to communicate, but rather than wishing for someone to come to you, try bridging the gap. It’s worth making the effort today. Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate LATEST Moon-sign forecast. For important news, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

WE’RE all set in our ways. Sometimes it’s little things, like morning routines or favourite foods, but when we find ourselves reliving the same dramas, it’s a problem. The imprint of a past trauma has left its mark and is affecting your view of a situation. There’s an issue you’ve been sweeping under the carpet. If, instead, you take it out and see it for what it is, you can put it into a more appropriate place — like the bin. Then you can turn the change you envisage into a reality. Much can improve between now and the November New Moon. For a reading based on your exact date of birth, call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

THE American poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow wrote: ‘Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and oftentimes we call a man cold when he is only sad.’ Someone in your world is being uncooperative, but they’re fighting a battle you know nothing about. Today, you have the capacity to be the bigger person. It’s not easy to respond to selfishness with generosity, but this person needs support. If you can be generous, you can make a big difference. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

WE CHANGE more in the short few years of our childhood than throughout the rest of our lives. We learn to smile, laugh, count, speak, read and develop social skills. When you think about it, we turn from babies into mini versions of grown-ups. And those changes continue throughout our lives. It’s easy to forget the habits and beliefs that govern us become outdated without us realising it. Judge today’s situation on its own merits — and don’t be tempted to hold on to yesterday’s rulebook. Change your future. Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

THERE’S no right or wrong way to express yourself. There will, though, be different outcomes depending on the road you take. The high road — as in the way of communication and open dialogue — will allow you to forge new connections. If you just want to make your voice heard (and there’s nothing wrong in saying your piece), then take the low road. If you’re struggling to choose, just ask yourself what you want to achieve. If you want to win someone over to your cause, be willing to have a conversation. Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate LATEST Moon-sign forecast. For important news, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

FOLLOWING Venus’s exit from your sign, there’s no reason to expect your life to revert to the state it was in before her visit. The planets grant wisdom or leave an impression with their parting, so you can anticipate the astrological after-effects of Venus’ visit. This means you’ll find yourself still concerned with matters of love, even as her energy ebbs and her influence changes. This is a time for reflection. Today, you can take a step towards finding a new peace of mind. Much can improve between now and the November New Moon. For a reading based on your exact date of birth, call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WE’LL have to be kinder to our computers when artificial intelligence arrives. No more sighs when they struggle to load a webpage or key bashing if the screen freezes. No more opening 108 tabs in the browser and screaming: ‘Why are you so slow?’ Your laptop will reply: ‘I’m trying my best!’ Of course, that’s if our computers develop personalities. A current situation seems to have no resolution, but with Mercury in your sign, a logical solution is natural, not artificial. Change your future. Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

DID Newton realise the future implications when that apple fell from the tree he was sitting beneath? Did Alexander Fleming guess what penicillin would mean for modern medicine? Many great discoveries were stumbled upon. We may set out in search of one thing, but find something else. Although the results aren’t what you’d bargained for, a small idea could have far-reaching implications. Don’t be quick to dismiss those apparently throwaway thoughts. Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate LATEST Moon-sign forecast. For important news, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

AS THE seasons turn, we see the natural world around altering. Eggs hatch, baby birds grow, fly the nest and become independent. Leaves change colours and fall. We, too, shift and adjust as time goes by. You’re approaching a point where you need to metamorphose. The change you feel drawn towards, though, is more emotional. You can sense a fork in the road. As sure as night follows day, as autumn follows summer and spring follows winter, you’ll choose the right path. Much can improve between now and the November New Moon. For a reading based on your exact date of birth, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

SOME will spend a fortune on items that belonged to their idols. A pair of Michael Jackson’s underpants sold for £627,000, while Scarlett Johansson’s used tissues sold for £3,320 — it’s a phenomenon that’s incomprehensible to most of us. How could anyone justify spending so much money on so little? You’re beginning to productively re-evaluate your priorities. Following Venus’s change of signs, you can now replace an inauthentic assumption with an understanding that’s priceless. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5612.