KATE MOSS, DOMESTIC GODDESS?

Does Nigella Lawson have a rival? The unlikely figure of Kate Moss, whom one imagines exists on a diet of fags and vodka, has been sharing her culinary tips . . . for cheese on toast.

‘White toast, cheese thinly sliced on top, salt, pepper and a dash of Worcester sauce or Tabasco.’

Her love-life tips are equally down to earth: ‘You don’t always want to stay friends with an ex. Change the locks and block their number.’