Straight to the POINT

÷ IS THERE any occupation other than football manager where having been sacked is not a disadvantage when getting another job?

HOWARD ASHTON, Blackwood, Caerphilly.

÷ HOW much in toxicity charges did the Mayor of London impose on firework displays?

MIKE CATTERALL, Accrington, Lancs.

÷ I KNOW what my wife would do to me if I were caught in a sex scandal, and it wouldn’t be posing for a photograph (Letters)!

GEOFF COOK, Gateshead, Tyne & Wear.

÷ SHOULDN’T Strictly Come Dancing be banned for ‘inappropriate touching’?

PETER BENNING, Powys.

÷ AT THE age of seven months, I was kissed by Harold Wilson during the 1964 general election campaign. Can I sue?

ANDREA HUNT, Datchet, Berks.

÷ HOW arrogant of Bettys of Harrogate to register the name Yorkshire Fat Rascals (Mail). These scones are as traditional as Yorkshire pudding and Yorkshire Parkin: how long before it tries to register those?

JANE HUDSON, Huddersfield, W. Yorks.

÷ BBC Breakfast’s sofa should have a Children In Need charity box: guests would have to put a pound in every time they say ‘absolutely’.

ALEX GODDARD, Lincoln.

÷ IF ONLY dental check-ups, as well as GP appointments, could be done by app (Mail).

Name supplied, Ruislip, Middlesex.

÷ WHY is Parliament taking more time off? They should work flat out until Brexit is sorted.

MARGARET MALLARD, Beaconsfield, Bucks.