I’ll be a bag lady

ITALIAN designers Moschino have launched this dress that looks exactly like a clear, plastic dry cleaning bag. Available on the Brown luxury retail website, it costs £562 — and you have to buy a dress to wear underneath. I know. Don’t all rush at once. But readers, the party season is here and I admit to being sorely tempted. For if someone says: ‘Look at that old bag over there,’ then I will know for sure — for absolute definite — that they really do mean me.

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