Straight to the POINT

A BBC subscription service to watch Only Fools And Horses (Mail)? I already subscribe to the BBC — it’s called a TV licence.

MARGIE MILLER, Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk.

ANOTHER Priti mess you’ve got us into, Miss Patel.

STEPHEN PERKINS, Grimsby, Lincs.

IN THE wake of the revelations in the Paradise Papers, maybe Bono will stop lecturing us about charity.

M. BRIDGSTOCK, Rushden, Northants.

ASSOCIATED British Foods says Brexit will help it ramp up exports

(Mail). After closing its Twinings tea factory in the North-East and moving production to Poland, it’s taking us for mugs.

CHRIS BARWISE, Widnes, Cheshire.

THERE are so many criminals in TV soaps they should change the names to Emmerjail and Incarceration Street.

G. O’KEEFE, Newcastle upon Tyne.

SCIENTISTS proving that sheep can recognise people from their photos will prove a great benefit for . . . what?

DAVID EDWARDS, Leighton Buzzard, Beds.