Who’s nexit?

WITH so many places wanting independence, I volunteer to be the new Exit Compensation Tsar.

Here are my well-considered proposals, which I am sure will prove popular.

Scotland & Scexit: To satisfy the Treasury, the equivalent of ten years’ oil revenue plus enough cash to rebuild Hadrian’s Wall. Cornwall & Cexit: To satisfy the public, a free supply of pasties.

Yorkshire & Yexit: A free supply of Yorkshire puddings.

Then if Lancashire wants Lexit: Free Eccles cakes for life for us all. RON TAYLOR, Christchurch, Dorset.