OSCAR CAINER

Venus conjuncts Jupiter today, and if you were a character in Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland, this is the equivalent of being given a cake called ‘eat me’. If your heart resembles a balloon, this represents a helium canister. But before we get carried away, it’s worth pointing out that Alice also had a ‘drink me’ potion that helped her come back to the right size. And we all know what happens to balloons if they’re overfilled with air. If your heart swells with joy today, enjoy it — just watch it doesn’t over inflate!