Pouring cold water on your bucket lists

I don’t want to wave from a tuk-tuk, Nor shall I face sharks in a cage, My bucket list is nonexistent, I just want to bask in old age. I don’t want to fly off to China, Nor go for a walk on the wall. To go on safari is scary; I don’t want to go there at all. I won’t run with the bulls in Pamplona, I’m not looking for danger or thrills, I certainly shan’t go hang-gliding, Nor spend a day out with Bear Grylls. So while half the world is romancing It is very pleasing to me That I don’t have to move from my armchair; I can see it at home on TV.

Jonathan Bryant, Worthing, W. Sussex.