Westminster wars...

So £800,000 of our foreign aid to Tanzania is being spent on samba, acrobatics and juggling lessons. Perhaps they should spend the same amount here to improve the ever-more tiresome offerings on Britain’s Got Talent.

FOR a moment I thought those photos of the 15 so-called Brexit ‘ mutineers’ was a line-up for I’m A Celebrity . . . Nope, I’ve never heard of most of them either.

As For claims from the Bremoaner rebels that they are being ‘bullied’ for their stand, well poor diddums. They’re simply being held to account for their views, as they should be. If they can’t stand the heat, get out of the Commons.

A FORMER Cameron aide denies he groped Victoria writer Daisy Goodwin’s breast during a meeting in No 10. Brave of Daisy to write of her ordeal in Radio Times, and what happenstance it coincides with the announcement of her Victoria Christmas special.