Straight to the POINT

÷ DETAINED migrants complain the food they are given is too Western (Mail). What would be the chances of getting roast beef and Yorkshire pud if you were banged up abroad? TERRY CALDON, Thanet, Kent. ÷ SHOULDN’T the TV show be renamed I Was A Celebrity . . . Now I’m Here? MARTIN HEARD, Greasby, Wirral. ÷ I HATE self-service checkouts (Mail). Bring back cheerful checkout staff. We need them — and they need the jobs. BRIAN MELLOR, Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk. ÷ DON’T be tempted by the trend for ‘magic reindeer food’. The sequins and glitter could harm pets and wild animals. Rudolph would prefer a carrot. HAZEL HARGRAVES, Rayleigh, Essex. ÷ CRICKETER Moeen Ali should change his name to Bowling Ali. ALAN DIGNAN, Worthen, Shropshire. ÷ WILL Olly Murs and Russell Brand be prosecuted for sending reckless tweets that added to the panic in Oxford Street? Mrs G. BARRETT, Bristol. ÷ IT’S high time Theresa May emulated her female predecessor: ‘No, no, no.’ J. M. HURRELL, Ashford, Kent. ÷ THE camera in Kidderminster that catches 250 speeding drivers a week (Mail) is purely a revenue-raiser. If the police were interested in slowing traffic, they would install calming measures instead. DARAN TURNER, Witham, Essex. For permission to copy cuttings for internal management and information purposes, please contact the Newspaper Licensing Agency (NLA), PO Box 101, Tunbridge Wells TN1 1WX. Tel: 01892 525273. e-mail: copy@nla.co.uk