SO HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE GOT CORRECT?

1 Which of the following are names of real ale? a. Hoptimus Prime b. Fizzy Gravy c. Fursty Ferret d. Keith’s Special Flavour e. Buttface Meghan: Fursty Ferret Correct answers: Hoptimus Prime, Fursty Ferret or Buttface Meghan’s points: 1

2 Which of the following are names for real British places? a. Sandy Balls b. Little Trouser c. Happy Bottom d. Crotch Crescent Meghan: Little Trouser Correct: Sandy Balls, Happy Bottom or Crotch Crescent Meghan: 0

3 Which is better? a. Marmite b. Vegemite Meghan: Vegemite Correct: Marmite, obviously Meghan: 0

4 In Cockney rhyming slang what does ‘apples and pears’ mean?

Meghan: ‘I have no appropriate answer’ Correct: ‘Stairs’ Meghan: 0

5 What is the national animal of England? Meghan: ‘Am I supposed to know that?’ Correct: Lion Meghan: 0

6 What is the national animal of Scotland Meghan: (no guess) Correct: Unicorn Meghan: 0

7 What is the national animal of Wales? Meghan: (no guess) Correct: Dragon Meghan: 0

8 What is the British word for these Americanisms? a. Chip b. Highway c. Sidewalk d. Trashcan e. Pants f. Costume Meghan: a. Crisp b. (no answer) c. (no answer) d. Bin e. Trousers f. (no answer) Correct: a. Crisps b. Motorway c. Pavement d. Bin e. Trousers f. Fancy dress Meghan: 3

Total possible points: 20

4 Meghan’s total: