This is a little bit too tree-diculous!

Putting up your tree this weekend? Hey dummy. Make sure you put it the right way up, will ya?

Last year the tate displayed an upside down fir tree with golden roots — it was beautiful, but what have they started? Karl Lagerfeld has designed an upside down tree for Claridge’s festive display this year, while Argos is selling a PVC pre- lit upside down tree (right) for a ‘ fun twist on a classic’. it costs £ 190, which is so fun i am almost hysterical.

And while we are on the subject . . . Cyber Monday. Black Friday. giving tuesday? How about give it A Rest thursday? Or is that too much, too soon and too un-Christmassy?