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Mercury is retrograde and its convergence with Saturn reaches its peak today. Although this seems an intimidating scenario, these aren’t louts hanging out on street corners. They’re more like surly teenagers — not all that good at communicating and prone to the occasional sulk. When these two planets aligned last week, we talked about pragmatism being a safe port of call when we find ourselves in a storm of uncertainty. There’s nothing wrong with dropping anchor here for a while. ARIES EACH of us has a Mar 21 — Apr 20 unique set of priorities that we constantly refer to. Like an inner compass, we reference and check back to it before making even the simplest decision. ‘If I buy that, will I max out my credit?’ ‘Will my clothes be tight if I eat that pizza?’ What kind of response will I get if I ask that person out?’ Although some priorities are more important than others, working out the best thing to do is tiring. Today brings a choice that’s so obvious you won’t have to give it a second thought. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! 0906 751 5601. TAURUS IN THIS Apr 21 — May 21 information-rich world, the expression ‘what you don’t know can’t harm you’ seems outmoded. From the sleeping habits of sloths, to the speed of a quantum particle, just a touch of a screen gives us access to all the facts we could ever need. But it’s crucial to check the validity of the sources of our information. An assumption is being made in an important area of your life. There’s an option that needs investigating and a fact that needs to be checked. Then, you’ll know what to do. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5602. GEMINI WHEN our May 22 — June 22 emotions are riding high, we’re more likely to make irrational choices. We also become more self-centered and less conscious of other people’s needs. I’m hoping this information will help you understand why someone is driving you to distraction. They’re on an emotional roller-coaster and, until it stops, they’re struggling to focus on anything but the ups and downs of the ride. If you want to share your ideas with them, you’ll need to wait for them to stop . . . or jump on board! Lift your spirits! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! 0906 751 5603. CANCER THE art of June 23 — July 23 compromise is a tricky skill to master. So sometimes it seems as though we spend a huge amount of time and energy precariously balancing different incompatible needs and struggling to make a choice between them. You’ve been deliberating over a decision for a while. Now the cosmos is turning up the pressure — and rather than blowing hot and cold, you’re either boiling with desire, or frozen with indecision. Just don’t let a compromise become a sacrifice today. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! 0906 751 5604. LEO HOW can you be July 24 — Aug 23 confident about whom you choose to put your trust in when some people won’t say what they mean? You’re even starting to suspect they don’t actually mean what they say either. When you feel as if a truthful response is being withheld, it’s impossible to know where you stand. It’s very frustrating. It’s tempting to retaliate and adopt the same technique, holding back information from them. But you’ll be so much better off if you continue to try to communicate clearly today. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO UNDER the current Aug 24 — Sep 23 cosmic climate, and with your ruler retrograde, you find yourself in a scenario which feels remarkably familiar. But the echoes and nuances that remind you of the past are simply that… reminders. You remain safely in the present. This is a chance to remember and revisit a familiar situation; this time, though, you have the skills to deal with it in a much more satisfactory manner. As long as you’re willing to adjust, you’ll end up in a very different place this time. Lift your spirits! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! 0906 751 5606. LIBRA WE TAKE a risk when Sep 24 — Oct 23 we follow our impulses. When decisions are guided purely by emotions, we can end up regretting them. That doesn’t mean we should never follow our hearts, though. Sometimes, those heart-led decisions are inspiring and lead us into exciting territory we’d never have discovered if we’d listened only to our heads. Since your head is going round and round in circles over the same scenario, you have only your feelings to guide you today. If you feel a strong inner call, follow it. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO IF THERE’S a wolf Oct 24 — Nov 22 at your door, what can you do to make it go away? How about putting up a notice telling it that it’s welcome? No wolf worth its salt would bother howling outside a door that’s signalling the person inside the building can cope with its noise and harassment! How will it get its fun if it can’t scare you? So stick up the notice and let it do what it wants to do. You’ve got more important things to fill your time than worry about wolves. Like developing an idea that’s based on trust rather than fear. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5608. SAGITTARIUS IF AT first Nov 23 — Dec 21 you don’t succeed, what should you do? Run away and join the circus? Shave off your hair? Start drinking heavily? These are options that people have been drawn to in the past. But there is a more traditional (and successful) way of coping with disappointment. Try — and try again. And, if that doesn’t bring you to the success you desire, what next? Well, try approaching it from a different angle this time! Your plan is a good one. Whatever you do, don’t give up on it. Lift your spirits! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN SOME Dec 22 — Jan 20 people think that everything’s so connected in time and space that if someone travelled back in time and squished a single bug, they’d return to find that the human race was being pursued by giant spiders which had evolved because their prehistoric predator had died out. You may be determined to put something right that you fear has held you back or caused unintended consequences. You’re right. In order to step forwards, you must sometimes move back first. But do so gently! Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS THE world Jan 21 — Feb 19 seems to be getting more politically extreme. Yet it feels as though we live in an echo-chamber, where we only encounter reflections of the same things we’ve already said, reflected off the brick walls we’ve created. To make a difference, you must go beyond boundaries that limit your personal influence and explore how to share your ideas with new people. You’ll soon see where you can build an alliance. With effective compromise, you can make a difference. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5611. PISCES WHO’S in charge Feb 20 — Mar 20 of the planet? Neither you nor me, that’s for sure! Personally, I find it very reassuring to think that no one — not even presidents, prime ministers or their back-room sidekicks — can have it all their own way. But, for all our frustrating lack of ability to make things go the way we want them to go, there are some things that we can control. We can alter our perspective and how we go about our lives. And we can resolutely think and act positively. Do that today. Lift your spirits! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! 0906 751 5612.