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I WENT to the off-licence on my bicycle, bought a bottle of rum and put it in my bike’s basket. As I was about to set off, I thought to myself that if I fell off my bike, the bottle would break. So I drank the rum before cycling home. It turned out to be a good decision: I fell off my bike seven times on the way back! des Gillet, Koh Samui, thailand.