DAVID BECKHAM

swapped the designer emporiums of Bond Street for a B&Q store near Banbury this week. The former footballer, who is overseeing the renovation of his £6 million barn conversion in the cotswolds, was appropriately dressed for his visit to the Di Y outlet. Local yokels described scruffy Becks as ‘dressed like a farmer’ and said he ‘looked like Worzel Gummidge’.