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SANTA CLAWS: He’s sharp. REINDEAR: Expensive venison. MALLED WINE: Stocked up at shopping centre. CROCKERS: Didn’t go off with a bang! MINCED PIES: The reindeer sat on them! PANTOMINE: The pits of the earth. SADVENT CALENDAR: Didn’t receive the gin one! Joyce Wilson, Coleraine, Co. Londonderry.