HERE’S

another one I don’t know whether to file under Mind How You Go or You Couldn’t Make It Up.

The copper at the centre of the Grocer Heath historic sex crimes fiasco is retiring on a full pension for ‘medical reasons’.

Detective Superintendent Sean Memory is the senior officer who was filmed outside Heath’s house in Wiltshire appealing for ‘victims’ of the former Prime Minister to come forward.

The £1.5 million, two-year inquiry was a complete waste of time and money and attracted fierce criticism. Supt Memory was signed off sick last January, suffering from stress.

It has now been revealed that he is retiring before the conclusion of a misconduct investigation into allegations that he had an ‘ inappropriate’ relationship with a woman involved in a separate case.

Is it too much to hope that Wiltshire police will stage a press conference outside Supt Memory’s home, appealing for his other ‘victims’ to come forward?