I’m sad for Bea in her bonnet
What is happening to me? I’m beginning to feel a bit sorry for Princess Beatrice — and not just because the Duchess of York (‘I’m worth £40 million’) is her mum.
Not only did Bea split from her boyfriend of ten years, only to see him get engaged six months later. Now, she has to smile through the pain as sister Eugenie announces her engagement to her lovely beau, Jack.
thus Beatrice faces two weddings in a year; first, cousin harry’s, then the nuptials of wee sis. are there enough Ugly hat shops in Windsor to cope with her millinery demands? Perhaps she will even face the ultimate older-sister nightmare — becoming a bridesmaid.
Unlike the fulsome tributes posted on twitter from Mad Ferg, there have been no social media congratulations from tight-lipped Beatrice. Instead, the 29-year- old has been busying herself at Davos, attending the economics summit as part of her role as a ‘corporate fixer.’
haven’t the foggiest, but I think it involves asking businessmen if they take milk and sugar and bringing granny into the conversation at every opportunity.
Poor Bea! Romance is sometimes a rotten business, but there are still plenty more carp in the pond for her.