Straight to the POINT

THE Lib Dems and Ukip will be able to have a joint party conference in a phone box.

W. PURVIS, address supplied.

FLYING the Saltire indicates: ‘My vessel is stopped, making no way through the water.’ Is Nicola Sturgeon admitting the SNP is going nowhere?

ERIC WATERS, Lancing, W. Sussex.

CAN the French lend us a tapestry of the Battle of Agincourt?

K. O. JONES, Rockferry, Wirral.

I DIDN’T expect to hear the F-word in C4’s The Biggest Little Railway In The World.

R. COLEMAN, Dorchester, Dorset.

IF A pink coat means she is expecting a girl and a blue one indicates a boy, what secret signal is Kate sending out if she happens to wear green?

D. BANNAN, Ampthill, Beds.