HOW TO PLAY

GRAB a pen and read the bingo squares on the right — each contains a real-life example of something that has offended snowflakes. If you are insulted by the example too, tick the box. If you tick none, you’re a normal, functioning member of society. If you tick all the squares in a line (vertical or horizontal), BINGO! You’re a snowflake. Tick off every single square and FULL HOUSE! You’re more of an avalanche and probably shouldn’t leave the house. But wait — the game’s not over yet, there’s still a chance to prove your snowflake credentials with our powerballs below. Each colour is linked to a phrase used by snowflakes to avoid causing offence to other snowflakes. If you have used any of these in a non-ironic manner, tick every bingo square that matches the colour of the ball.