Give me a shot of what Pammy’s on!

IT’S bad enough being a peri-menopausal woman; being a perimenopausal sex symbol ought to be nigh on impossible — and yet somehow Pamela Anderson manages it. While most women just want to curl up in a corner and give up, our Pammy, 50, is living proof that you don’t have to go gently. Not only does she maintain an admirable commitment to high heels and tight dresses, she is also working on a book called Saving Women From Feminism — and has a hunky new lover, 18 years her junior. Whatever her brand of HRT is, I would like some, too, please.