ALL THAT GLITTERS

Loving You bouquet, £10, Tesco, in-store NoT the most classy bouquet. in addition to the carnations, snapdragons, antirrhinums and chrysanthemums there’s a red rose with red glitter. Yuck!

ORLANDO SAYS: it doesn’t look expensive and the colours are stark, but they’re long-lasting varieties if you’re worried about shelf life. it’s always more special when you buy bespoke for valentine’s.

LASTING LOVE? Day nine and the flowers look freshly picked, though they have opened up a little more. The greenery, however, looks very sad. 7/10