SPRING TRIO

Interflora Spring Jam Jar Trio, £20, ocado.com THRee white tulips, three blue anemones and ten narcissi with ribbon-trimmed jam jars, split into three bunches.

ORLANDO SAYS: Spring flowers tend to turn quite quickly. I’d have left out the blue anemones for extra sophistication.

LASTING LOVE? By day three a lone tulip is drooping. The next day, two anemone heads are looking sad. Day six, and the anemone petals are arched back. At nine days they are as dead as a bad relationship. 7/10