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has previously admitted to never eating proper meals, but Joanna Lumley, 71, claims she can demolish 3kg of peanuts at a time — a whopping 17,000 calories. Lumley, perennially slender like her alter-ego Patsy from Ab Fab, says: ‘Peanuts are my guilty pleasure — very very bad indeed. I can eat 3kg at one sitting.’ Playing the champagne-swilling Patsy clearly has its advantages. All those peanuts need washing down somehow.