Getting your tweet revenge

hours after giving birth to her fourth child, Coleen rooney tweeted this picture with the message: ‘so happy to welcome our baby boy.’

You can be sure the image was meant not just for her million-plus followers, but also for Laura simpson, the trollop who canoodled her husband Wayne and almost ended their marriage last september.

Coleen was saying to her: ‘Back off, you witch. I’ve got the kids, the husband, the lot.’