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Dear Oscar, I was born with Saturn and Jupiter in Capricorn. Does Saturn’s journey through Capricorn indicate a ‘Saturn Return’? Yours, Fiona Hi Fiona, Actually, Saturn returning home to Capricorn is like a ‘Saturn Return’ for the entire planet, but this needn’t necessarily be an unpleasant experience. My son was born as my Saturn return arrived! But it always brings a test of steadiness and responsibility. We can still grow and flourish . . . we just have to be willing to work for it.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

THE idea that life without freedom of choice is no fun sounds logical, but what’s so great about freedom? Wasn’t it freedom of choice that caused all those problems in the Garden of Eden? And when we can do whatever we please, don’t we often waste opportunities? Life is full of open cages, with birds that would rather stay put than take the courageous flight into the unknown. The coming link between Venus and your ruler suggests that you have the vision to take advantage of the freedom you feel. Anxious? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

AEROPLANES need to be travelling at a certain speed before they have the momentum to take off. That’s how movement works — there needs to be a certain amount of it before it becomes effective and influential. It’s the same for dreams. They remain in the realms of our imagination until there’s enough faith in their ability to come true. Although you might be feeling disappointed about a recent decision, you need to keep focused on the road ahead and reach with sincerity towards your vision. Confused? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

IF A GENIE appeared with a magic lamp, what would you wish for? What do you need most and how easy is it to manifest it? The reason we know the phrase ‘be careful what you wish for’ is because it’s true. You need to think carefully about what you want because you might end up getting it. As your ruler moves towards a link with Neptune, your creativity is being highlighted and your imagination inspired. If you’re not sure what to ask for, ask for perspective — then you can move forward with confidence. Worried? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

JUST in case you weren’t sure, one of the reasons that you’re here on the earthly plane is so that you can learn how to spell challenging words. One of the other reasons is to pay your taxes. And the most important reason is that you experience all the different manifestations of stress. No! Life’s not really like that! It just

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

feels that way sometimes. Today, though, as you’re caught between Venus and Mercury’s connections with Neptune, cynicism can be replaced by enthusiasm. Uncertain? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5604. SOMETIMES you have to take what someone’s telling you at face value. Searching for a secret agenda only fuels your imagination and creates unhelpful speculation rather than serving a useful purpose. If a big suggestion comes your way today, it’s a clue that there’s more going on than meets the eye. Something is being hidden from view — and it’s information that could change the way you feel about a decision you’re trying to make. Put your deerstalker on — it’s time to investigate. Anxious? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5605. AS VENUS recently converged with Neptune and your ruler made an encouraging link with Saturn, there’s a strong cosmic hint that something has changed which you have reason to be pleased about. This can be the springboard for a shift of attitude. Your creativity is being fired up so that even the relationships that have worn you down can be looked at with fresh perspective and forgiveness. You don’t need to control anything now. You can put your trust in the cosmos. It has you under its wing. Confused? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

HOW do you know when it’s time to draw the line? It’s almost always easier to know when you answer this kind of question theoretically. When you’re in the centre of the action, it’s hard to stand back and let the drama continue without you. You tend to keep going tenaciously while blaming yourself for any unresolvable conflicts. But you’re ruled by Venus, which converged with Neptune yesterday and empowered your instincts. If your heart is telling you what to do, listen and take action. Worried? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

I’M SORRY to have to break the news, but we aren’t living in a fairytale world. You can’t shop online and buy a magic wand that’s guaranteed to work. Rather than living in a fantasy, we have to find a way of dealing with the realities of day-to-day life. Well, at least that’s what we’re told. The truth, is that there are moments when our lives read like novels and extraordinary things do happen. As we approach the weekend, there’s at least one problem that can be taken care of. It’s easier than it looks. Uncertain? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

IT’S almost impossible to look into the future and not feel baffled. The mystery of time creates a veil that’s hard to look through. This is true for star-gazers and fortune-tellers too. It’s when you look back and are confused about the past that you really need to take action. This weekend, as Mercury follows in the footsteps of Venus and converges with Neptune, you gain perspective on an aspect of your past that has been cloaked in a mystery. Once you understand more, you’ll be free to move on. Anxious? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

WE ALL seem to have a built-in device that tells us our chance of success is limited and that there’s always a price to be paid for it. Thus we tend to set our goals to a medium level of difficulty, so our expectations are protected from the possibility of disappointment. The most we ever hope for is to experience a little of what we want for a limited amount of time. Yet there’s a good chance now that success is coming your way. The question is not really about how — but whether you’re ready to deal with it. Confused? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

IN THE past, most sitcoms had pre-written gags and canned laughter to simulate a live audience. These days, some of the best shows are filled with brilliant comedic actors who improvise through unlikely scenarios. Which of these best describes the situation you find yourself in? You’re not being handed scripts by celestial showrunners — and if you’re inspired to create a better crescendo, you can. You have the resources you need to produce something most enjoyable now. Worried? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

WHEN you’re dealing with life’s challenges alone, you can only get so far. In order to make real improvements, nothing works as well as being part of a team. Not just any old team will do, though. It needs to be composed of people who understand each other and who respect one another. There needs to be room for compromise and forgiveness. You’re in a position to offer assistance to someone who needs help. As long as you’re clear about your boundaries, this could lead to mutual success. Uncertain? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. I’ll give you the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5612.