Hero in one’s handbag

THE Queen has carried the same designer bag for 60 years. Inside she keeps a few photos, including one of Prince Andrew on his return from the Falklands in 1982. A reminder that her third-born was a national war hero — until Fergie turned him into an object of national ridicule.

AFTER days of claims about the health of her relationship, Cheryl Tweedy turned up at the Brit Awards cuddling her One Direction toyboy Liam Payne. She derided those speculating that she was parting from the father of their son, or that their canoodling was just a Brit stunt to promote her career. One question. What career?