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Some people say that what distinguishes us from animals is the ability to imagine things that don’t exist. If you show a non-human primate a picture of a bird, it will show understanding. If you paint the bird purple and put it underwater, there’ll be a hint of recognition. But if you add further complications, the primate will be utterly confused. The ability to visualise possibility is a human gift. After mercury’s conjunction with Neptune, our minds can show us ways to make progress today.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

WHEN you’re painting a wall, you need a broad brush, but when you’re colouring in a carefully drawn sketch, you need a brush with a very fine tip. There’s a time for broad strokes and a time for minute details. The same can be said for generalisations: sometimes we can make broad, sweeping ones, and sometimes we have to examine the facts carefully before making any kind of comment. As you assess an unfamiliar situation this week, listen to what your heart is saying. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the excellent news for ARIES: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

EVEN those of us who say that we don’t give a fig about what other people think secretly seek approval. Caring about how we’re perceived seems to be part of the human condition. We’re social animals who need to find a way to be self-sufficient in order not to become overly delicate or apprehensive. You’re one of the lucky people who tend to get the balance right, although recently you’ve been feeling overly sensitive to someone’s critique. Now, though, you’re about to receive encouraging support. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the rewarding news for TAURUS: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

JUST before I wrote this, I was wandering around York Minster. This incredible building stands as a testament to what’s achievable when people pull together. You don’t have to be religious to marvel at the beauty our ancestors created using less sophisticated tools. Even though I don’t belong to that church, I can appreciate the passion it inspires. Following your ruler’s link to Neptune, you’re capable of inspiring someone. Work together, and you’ll be surprised by what you can achieve. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the exciting news for GEMINI: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

YOU’RE trying to release the pressure from a situation that’s growing ever more intense, yet no matter what you do, the heat keeps on coming. The cosmos wants this situation to come to a peak, and because this seems to be unavoidable, it makes sense to face whatever needs looking at. It’s probably something in your emotional life that you’d

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

prefer not to acknowledge. But the trouble you’re trying to avoid will only dissipate once it has been properly examined. Then, dealing with the consequences will be easy. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the amazing news for CANCER: 0906 751 5604. MANY people find conspiracy theories compelling, but when you’re part of a real life conspiracy, it’s a different story. In order for the illusion to be maintained, every single person involved needs to stick to the same story — as soon as someone starts to doubt, the story weakens and the flaws start to appear. You’re beginning to understand something that’s been mysteriously elusive and confusing for some time. If you really want to know what’s going on, you just need to take a good look. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the heartwarming news for LEO: 0906 751 5605. SOME people find my forecasts overly optimistic and say that I don’t always acknowledge the struggles we all have to deal with. It’s a valid criticism, and in that spirit I can say that not everybody you meet right now is going to be honest, helpful or easy to deal with. But neither is everyone you suspect of being tricky quite as difficult as they appear. I emphasise positivity because the way to turn difficulties around often appears when we hope that one exists. Remain open to such a possibility now. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the inspiring news for VIRGO: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

ALMOST everything is — hopefully — plodding along rather nicely now, and it’s safe to set your expectations to medium or low: nothing extraordinary is on the horizon and you can stick to your routine. Well, that’s the theory! And if I were writing this for another sign, it might be the story of your week. But following the Venus-Mars link at the weekend, the chances are that you’ll get embroiled in a controversial situation which will teach you something important and valuable. It will stop things from being boring, too. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the uplifting news for LIBRA: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

VENUS formed a link with your traditional ruler, Mars, at the weekend and will soon make an encouraging angle to your modern ruler, Pluto. That will boost your flair and your attractiveness as well as your charisma, and that’s not bad for starters. And while we’re at it, Venus’ influence will also increase your ability to attract wealth into your life so that a new and well-deserved level of comfort comes well within reach. If you’re yearning to do something that will bring some sparkle into your life, just do it! March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the thrilling news for SCORPIO: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WHEN we’re feeling emotional, sensible ideas are hard to find. They disappear into the hidden pockets of our minds where they stay until we find a more sensible path to tread and look for them again. They take shelter from the storms of passion and reappear when the skies begin to clear. If you’re feeling as if your logical side has deserted you, fear not. Although a divided situation is creating a sense of unease, things are calming down of their own accord. You’re about to have perspective again. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the helpful news for SAGITTARIUS: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

AS VENUS moves from a link with your ruler, Saturn, to one with Pluto, both in your sign, it’s worth taking a moment to be grateful for the kindness in the world. Sometimes it feels as though it’s easier to moan and criticise than be generous and encouraging. So if you find yourself on the brunt end of someone’s opinion today, take it on the chin rather than respond in kind. The tricky situation you’re currently dealing with is about to ease. It might even surprise you and transform into something good. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the brilliant news for CAPRICORN: 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

WHEN you’re driving and a mysterious light flashes up on the dashboard, you’re bound to feel a little nervous. Is it the fuel or is it something more sinister which is going to cost a fortune? It’s hard not to worry when you know so little about it. We react in the same way when a warning light comes on in our minds: if there’s a hint of trouble ahead, we imagine all sorts of problems, most of which will only find expression in our imagination. You can cope with whatever comes your way today. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the wonderful news for AQUARIUS: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

STOP worrying about what’s about to happen. The future will unfold no matter how much energy you waste on trying to force it to do what you’d like it to do, and because you don’t like to feel disappointed you’ve set very modest goals for yourself. The side-effect of this is that you’re seriously underestimating your potential. Following the weekend’s conjunction of Mercury and Neptune in your sign, allow your imagination to be the star of the show. The response you get will surprise you — in a positive way. March is a powerful Blue Moon month. Call now to hear the encouraging news for PISCES: 0906 751 5612.