Westminster wars

+ IN HIS treacherous pro-EU speech, John Major argued that only 37 per cent of the total electorate voted to leave while 63 per cent voted to remain or didn’t vote — so Brexiteers have no democratic mandate and there should be another referendum. What a hypocrite! If the same maths were applied to his general election victory in 1992, he’d never have won — only 33 per cent of the electorate voted for him while 67 per cent either voted against or didn’t vote.

+ THERESA MAY told an audience how she interrupted a midcoital couple in a caravan while canvassing — which, I suppose, gives a new meaning to knocking up voters.