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MAP DANCE — ‘And have you travelled far?’ CAP DANCE — ‘It’s my dad’s. He was a Morris dancer ...’ GAP DANCE — ‘You’re lucky. I’ve just had a cancellation.’ ZAP DANCE — ‘Try any funny business and I’ll Taser you.’ BAP DANCE — ‘Hang on a minute, I must get a quick bite.’ YAP DANCE — ‘Will you just shut up and let me get on with it?’ RAP DANCE — ‘I can play some Eminem if you like.’ NAP DANCE — ‘You’d be tired if you worked the hours I do.’ SAP DANCE — ‘Well, you’re doing the paying.’ John Hyde, Chellaston, Derby.