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Happy International Women’s Day! and it’s also ‘International Men-askingWhy-They-Don’t-Get-anInternational-Day-about-Them Day’ (they do: November 19). But that so many ask this question is indicative of a problem: it highlights the issues we face when a group is perceived to be getting preferential treatment, even if the truth is the opposite. yet as Jupiter, the planet of morality and justice, turns retrograde tomorrow, it’s a good time to examine our consciences and right some wrongs.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

EVEN though you’re a strong, dynamic character, you’re not all-powerful. You might be a natural-born winner, but you’re not infallible, and although you have a forward-thinking, assertive mind, you’re still prone to doubt. As Jupiter prepares to turn retrograde, you’re at risk of swapping optimism and courage for anxiety and concern. But pausing to research and examine the trajectory of your journey doesn’t equate to defeat. You don’t have to be operating blind to continue to act boldly. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

THERE’S a feeling of generosity behind the phrase ‘live and let live’, a broadminded attitude that shrugs its shoulder no matter what’s going on. It says ‘as long as no one’s being harmed, why does it matter what people do?’ But ‘harm’ isn’t always all that easy to define. Someone who has high moral standards can have a strong reaction where someone else might not be in the slightest bit bothered. In your life now, being as non-judgmental as possible will make life easier for everyone. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

IF YOU need some help with something, they say it’s best to ask someone busy. We all know the maxim — busy folk can slot things into their busy schedules, just adding it to their ‘to do’ list and hardly noticing they have another task to do. In theory, calmer, less active people have more time on their hands, but are also more likely to be thrown into a panic or just refuse to take anything on. As Jupiter turns retrograde, rather than take on anyone else’s work, just do what you need and want to do. Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

THERE are times when straightforward thinking is advantageous — it helps you cut corners and race past any meanderers. But as Jupiter prepares to turn retrograde, this is a time when thinking in roundabout ways can lead you to creative solutions for a problem that’s been bothering you for a while. You’re more than able to think laterally. You can step sideways around any obstacles, whether physical or mental. A change of perspective will reveal that your objective is easy to attain. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

IT’S likely that events this weekend will create a sense of adventure. As Mars forms a ‘trine’ angle to Uranus, an opportunity will arise which the cosmos is encouraging you to seize with both hands. You’ve been waiting for this, planned for it and completed all the necessary preparations. Yet with Jupiter turning retrograde tomorrow, there might be a sense that something seems to be stalling . . . that a lack of momentum is holding you back. Bide your time and you’ll be back at full speed. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

YOU’VE been trying to come to a decision for a while. You’ve been weighing up the pros and cons, and seeking advice from people you trust, but you’re not sure if you’re any the wiser. Yet you do need to take action. There’s no point in letting this situation drag on any longer. Your ruler Mercury can galvanise the energy of Pluto and Saturn to help you move ahead now. But first you need to stop focusing on what has been. Deep down you know what the best decision is — it’s time to implement it. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

JOY and sorrow, and abundance and poverty, are opposite sides of the same coins — although if you were to have a coin big enough to fit all those words and concepts, it’s more likely you’d be joyful and abundant rather than sad and hard-up! But are good and bad luck both faces of the same coin, too? And if they are, what can you do to ensure that your coin faces the right way when it’s been flipped? To change your luck now, you just need to alter your perspective. Watch out for a helpful coincidence. Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

IN GREAT adventure stories, the main character reaches a nadir, a moment when all seems lost. Jupiter turning retrograde represents a time when the positivity, optimism and rapid growth that planet usually inspires takes a different turn. It’s time to think about where your current adventure is taking you. There are mysteries in your heart that need exploring here and now. You don’t need to journey far and wide to find answers. The wisdom you gain will power an even greater adventure. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

ARE you linking all the important events and people in your life to a slightly fantastical version of reality? Is it creating a situation in which you feel on top of the world and bursting with energy, or depleted and unsure how to make things work? Mars is in your sign, but your ruler is turning retrograde. No wonder your energy levels are unpredictable. You’re debating the very decisiveness that usually governs your choices. Allow yourself to be encouraged by positive ideas — and immune to negative ones. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

EVEN though you have wonderful friends, there are times when they can’t be around to support you. But just because you’re feeling a little let down, don’t get carried away and think that you’re facing this situation on your own. With so many planets linking positively with Pluto in your sign, you have all the power you need to help yourself. There might be a moment when you feel unsettled, but if you remain resolute, you’ll soon have all the company you need to help with your plan. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

WE ARE motivated by a gamut of different needs and desires, fears and ambitions. With so many powerful emotions driving us, it’s no wonder we can feel out of control and mere passengers on life’s looping-the-loop rollercoaster. If you’re feeling as though you’re being thrown around by unseen forces, it’s worth having a look at what you’re fuelling your life with: are you going in the direction you actually want to be heading? It might be worth taking a pit-stop to reassess your goals. Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

REMEMBER when mint chocolate chip was the most exotic ice cream flavour? Nowadays, they can freeze just about every taste under the sun. Do you fancy a scoop of bubblegum, apple sauce and chilli sorbet? Or are you in a more traditional frame of mind? You’re facing some very simple choices now, alongside several much more unlikely possibilities. You could, of course, try different options, but as Jupiter turns retrograde, don’t forget that there’s a lot to be said for what you’re most familiar with. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5612.