Straight to the POINT

÷ WHY don’t many of the chocolate eggs on sale have the word ‘Easter’ on the box? P. WILLIAMS, Hayes, Middlesex.

÷ I CHUCKED a message in a bottle over the side of a ship while crossing the Indian Ocean in 1974 and still haven’t had a reply. I didn’t know I may have to wait 132 years (Mail). IAN GREEN, Malvern, Worcs.

÷ IT’S perspective not a wide angle lens that causes distortion in close-ups (Letters). If your hooter looks big in a photo, get a selfie stick, not a nose job. A. SHARPE, Melton Mowbray, Leics.

÷ I’VE had to give up on the TV comedy Mum after the granny used the F-word. B. CORLEY, Peterborough, Cambs.