HOW HE RANKED HIS CO-WORKERS
MY TOP FIVE
Gone but not forgotten On maternity leave but you won’t leave my heart for eternity The only SPARK that didn’t quit and neither will my love for you You are the Chief Executive Officer of my heart No top five would be complete without you, and neither will I be
FIVE IF I’D HAD A FEW TOO MANY
1 After 9 pints 2 After Nathan and after 5 pints 3 After 7 pints and a bag of pork scratchings 4 After half a pint 5 After a Fanta and a run-up
MY BOTTOM FIVE
1 Really?! Come on! f****** hell... 2 After watching this video, I am forever flaccid 3 You’re having a baby now and three’s a crowd. Sorry, you’re missing out 4 I don’t see the attraction tbh, but everyone else rates you, so you must be doing something right 5 If you were the last girl on earth, I would use you as bait to trap a wild animal I would be happier f******