Stone me, Shazza’s 60!

SHARON STONE celebrated her 60th birthday recently. Repeat. Sharon. 60. Stone the bleedin’ crows (feet).

The basic Instinct actress (pictured) said she was dreading the occasion, but rather liked creaking over this important milestone after all.

Whatever magnificent sorcery she uses to stay looking youthful and beautiful, it’s definitely working. Perhaps she and Christie brinkley (64, going on 35) sleep in earth coffins each night, then rejuvenate their skin every morning with moisturising cream made from crushed Tinker bell tears. Sharon celebrated by popping on a sizzle of a bikini to sunbathe in California with her equally sizzling toyboy boyfriend, Angelo boffa, 41. There was speculation that she had become engaged, but please — she is Sharon Stone; she wears diamonds to the beach. She also regrets nothing.

‘I don’t need someone to make me feel bad about growing older,’ she said. ‘I’ll tell you what makes you feel bad: when you think you might not.’

Wise old bird.